Six

 Six 

Six (all but one recent) events that explain how we got where we are now: culturally, socially, and politically –

April 8, 1966. Manhattan, Kansas, USA. Roz’s imaginary older sister, Salome, decides when she grows up she’s going to be a nun.

October 2-27, 1911. Little Falls, Minnesota, USA. Charles Lindbergh suffers a head cold lasting almost a full month.

June 2, 1992. Hamlin Moody burns the tip of his penis, sitting on the john sneaking a smoke in the stall of the men’s room at the Humpback Rock rest area on the Blue Ridge Parkway, Virginia, USA.

November 7, 1887. Xikou, Fenghua, Zhejiang, China.  蔣中正 is not circumcised on the eighth day.

April 1, 1882 and January 3, 1889. Messina, Sicily and Turin, Italy. Nietzsche declares God dead, and God declares Nietzsche mad.

347,983 BCE and 1968 CE. The invention of fire ( at what was then called “Blib,” near present-day Yokneam, Israel) and the invention of the Duraflame® fire log (in Stockton, California, USA).

The non-circumcision of  蔣中正
abstract by m ball (original 5 x 5/5 in.)

May 17, 2028. Tromsø, Norway. On the 214^th Norwegian Independence Day, vacationing Finnish philosopher Saku Vihreä discovers that none of these events is related to any other and begins his Diselicans* of how it is that must or must not be so.

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 * Disexplanation. The treatise was or will be (depending on whether one is Yah or Friedrich) written in Latin under the name of Siclus Viridus.