Monday, Monday

 Monday, Monday 

Good advice to start your week:*

1. Make your bed. It’s one of the habits of highly effective people.
2. Move your bowels. Make this a daily habit, too – it’s another one of highly effective people.
3. Cleanliness is an important social skill. Your interactions with others will be more satisfactory if you bathe daily. (Also, don’t forget to wipe after number 2. See above.)
4. Exercise your mind in the shower. Highly effective people are always exercising their minds. Here’s a rhyme to complete:
             “There was a young woman from Lisbon,”**
5. Don’t plan more things for your morning than you can count on the fingers of one hand with the thumb of the other. 

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     * Story board by Ted Riich, illustrated by mel ball.

   ** Exercise and compete: A duck will drop from the ceiling and a gift certificate from amazin’.com will be delivered to a deserving child in Angola the next time Joel and Victoria Osteen visit the fictional town there named for her.

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