Dee Ontological

Up for a cuppa with several Universal
Baseball Association teams.
(Original card lost, xerox made sometime in the '80s.)

Deontological ethics was invented by someone much too certain he knew the mind of God – probably one of the Old Testament prophets. It is a solemn business; and solemn leads to sad leads to angry leads to aggressive; aggression is the stuff of deontological ethics – universal aggression because the ethicist knows what is best for everyone everywhere everywhen in every circumstance. - Uncle Albert