Calvin's dream

 Calvin’s dream 

   Monday’s God is full of blame;

   Tuesday’s God is always the same.***

in which we discover: 1. what he looked like without the hat*; 2. that he normally slept in a single bed; 3. that he dreamed in color; and, 4. that in at least one dream – or nightmare – God’s aseity was put into question.

aseity • ă-^lsā-ĭ-tē   noun   1. of God, free to be, but not free not to be, the same every blessed day.**

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  * He was vain about his thick head of hair, which is one reason he wore the cap.

 ** from Axel Sundstrøm's The Autodidactic Dictionary of Bad Theology.

*** . . . as Monday’s and Wednesday’s; Thursday-Friday-and-Saturday’s.

05.24.16